Then I shaved it off.
I took pictures of it:
I was in a bathroom.
I had a camera.
I had a mirror.
I had to take a duck-face-bathroom-mirror-camera-in-hand picture:
Now time for the weird rant:
I am so glad I grew a beard. Sounds weird, but whatever. It was probably the only time I could (depending on whether or not my wife likes beards) so I said YOLO quietly to myself and didn't pick up the razor one morning.
Having this beard taught me a lot of things which I will present to you in LIST FORM*!:
1. I got my food 30% faster in most restaurants.
2. I was feared 20% more.
3. I was asked the question, "CAN I FEEL YOUR BEARD?!" 8 times.
4. I had my beard felt without warning 5 times.
5. Beards increase face temperature by a factor of two.
6. Beards increase face itchiness by a factor of seven-hundred thousand.
7. Beards reduce facial perception by a factor of four.
8. MY BEARD IS RED?!?!
9. I was asked if I knew if my beard was red 10 times.
10. I was asked why my beard was red 25 times.
Something I couldn't quite figure out was why a lot of people feared I had gone off the deep end. A lot of people would give me worried looks when they saw my beard and ask me if everything was alright. It was a little confusing.
So there is my random post for the week.
Hope you enjoyed it :) if not...oh well.
*Facts listed in List are approximate. Levi didn't really care much about exact numbers during his beard-growing period. Instead this list reflects how much Levi noticed certain things that happened while he had his beard.
